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All here, shivs included.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

Steve arrived two days ago and we have been prepping for the shoot and also taking some time to let Steve get accustomed to siberia and the russian alphabet.

He spent some extra time in Moscow, as his flight got delayed, then he got stuck at the domestic moscow airport.

I felt bad for Steve, since he had to sit at airport while we were wating for him in a small cloud of mosquitoes at the native camp (we had stayed there over night since its close to the airport).. but I felt even worse after hearing his transit story.

When Gus and I went through Moscow, we had no problems.  We just walked right through passport and custom control.  In fact, gus was walking a bit in front of me during customs and I got stopped with the cart of baggage.  The Russian gaurd said “eh! whats in this!”.. i said. “uhh.. i dont know?”.  We called gus back, he through a bag through the X-Ray machine and said, what is this.  We said tripod, he said “fine” and we were done.  Acting naive is a good way to get out of trouble, especially if you dont know the language.  We took a cab, waited in line at the other airport and we were done.  It was a bit boring, so it wasnt enough to mention here.

Steve had a bit more trouble than us.

After busting through a 500 person passport control line, he waited 45 min for his luggage and then got a full search in customs. He walked out into the Moscow airport and then got a barrage of “cabby” guys asking where he wanted to go.  I had sent him some advice ahead of time and told him NO MORE than 30bucks for the cab.  So he followed my advice and talked a guy down to $30.  He took him to the parking lot where a tax cab swerved into the road and parked to pick him up.  The taxi guy moved quickly and threw all of this luggage into the back.  Steve was a bit concerned as everything moved a bit fast, he wasnt sure that everything was there (it was, though).  They get in the car, start to pull away, and a bus pulls up to block the cabby in.

The driver gets pissed. He is fuming and screams at the bus, but to no avail.  The passengers start to file out and hold up the cab even more.  Steve is a bit concerned and annoyed, but the driver is very angry, to say the least.  He gets out of the car, goes around to the bus driver and begins to scream at him.  The taxi manager (the guy who setup the ride for steve) gets in the middle to prevent a fight.

an example...

an example...

They continue to argue.  The driver comes back into the car.  He reaches over to the glove compartment and pulls out an awl or a sharp pointed piece of metal used for doing something not to be done in a car.  The driver takes the awl and plunges it  into the tire of the bus.  Of course, everyone is pissed even more at this point.  BUT, the cab escapes and a normal 15 minute taxi ride from the airport to the opposite airport takes steve around 6 minutes.  luckily for Steve and the cabby, no police were on the way.

At that point, things settled and steve arrived.  He was happy to see us, tired yes, but we had no shivs and were not blocked by any buses.

We spent the rest of the day relaxing and eating and letting steve sleep.  I had been ironing out a schedule for the shoot, Irina was wrapping up the treatment, and Gus and Anfisa went to prep the SUV for the ride…

We continued that till last night, when we went to the beach and had a fire.  Some pictures will be included soon..

Things are going well.. the shoot starts tomorrow with us starting the trip to Dolinovka.

Planes, Trains, and giant mosquitoes that will suck the blood out of me.

Friday, July 17th, 2009

So we got some new news from irina out in kamchatka.
She has been there for about a week, traveling around, talking to people, hunting for more stories (not bears).

Irina sent us the following about mosquitos:
“They are around, I heard that there are a lot of them in Dolinovka. Bring mosquito sprays with deet (at least 40). I thought you can buy better stuff here but I was wrong. We will buy face nets here. Also Anfisa said that Japanese tourists bring some sort of sonic device on their gloves that makes an ultra sound that keeps mosquitoes away. Maybe you can see if it is available in the States. When we shoot in New Dolinovka, we will burn special branches to scare mosquitoes and big flies whose bites are especially painfully (don’t know what they are called in English). We will be wearing mosquito nets, gloves and jackets. With good pre-production, it is all possible, it is going to be a very difficult shoot but I think way worth it. I am going to Dolinovka tomorrow and will let you know more upon return (in 5 days).”

A russian fly that speaks english.

A russian fly that speaks english.

To my suprise, I found an email in my box today that had the card at the right attached to it.  What a lovely suprise!

We also heard that the plane ride was going to be a bit of an adventure.  There apparently is a transfer that takes more time to do than we actually have as a layover.  So we will see.. perhaps we will end up in moscow instead of Kamchatka!

The plane ride is about 8-9 hours to moscow, then another 9-10 to kamchatka. Irina had no movie and little liquor.  Im stocking up on all sorts of things to do for the ride.  Gus and I are flying together and I have about 10 magazines, some movies from irinas house, russian study guides, Ambien that i just got from the doctor and I think im going to buy a bottle of booze in duty free so i can have something to mix my “mineralnaya vodie” with.

Im going to the sports store this weekend to buy mosquito spray and anything else that will prevent me from getting bit by that a-hole in the picture.

stay tuned!

P. S.

Monday, July 13th, 2009

This man keeps passing gas in this small room at the consulate and it is killing EVERYONE!

Killing time

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Chilling at the consulate this am…
Got here early so I could wait for an hour and a half.
Awesome.

There is some comraderie with he oher people who are stuck in line with me. Perhaps that’s why Russians have had so many revolutions over the past century – everyone waits in line, bonds with the others in line, collectively get angry, then start a revolution? Perhaps. But probably not.

I know many have been waiting for a map of Russia so I post one from my phone. But will post a better one when I leave this place. I keep trying to get google to give me driving directions to there from NYC. But it won’t let me. I’ll keep trying. At least walking/swimming directions should happen right?

That’s all I got for now. I’ll post some pictures of bears and mountains when I get home.

The Consulate

Monday, June 29th, 2009

As time goes on, we will be posting as much “making of” or “us in the process of doing things for the movie” video on this blog.

Today, we went to the consulate to get our Visa’s.  We had a meeting yesterday to discuss how to fill out the application (making sure to put “NO” in all non-applicable fields, writing neatly, using the proper application, etc etc) or else they may reject us and send to the back of the line.  It felt a bit like that hour long experience at the beginning of the SATs or any other standardized test where they explain how to fill in a bubble sheet and what happens if you don’t do it correctly – Your life could end, you will spend months on the phone with a bureaucratic systems, and (in the case of the consulate) may end up in a KGB interrogation room explaining why you decided to scratch out your birthdate from 03/11/81 to 11/03/81.

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